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Author Topic: Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)  (Read 1240 times)

TheLustyTexan

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Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)
« on: January 15, 2007 »

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Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD) has, until this month, been considered only a theory in the scientific world, but now the long-suspected link between hunting and unusually small penis size has been established as scientific fact by the Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization (DMGDRO). The DMGDRO has conducted an extensive two-year study on men with diminutive male genitalia disorder.


http://www.dmgd.org/
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Re: Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2007 »

I laughed till I peed my panties.
Was I meant to?
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TheLustyTexan

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Re: Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2007 »

I sure hope so!
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Re: Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2007 »

so do you like hunting?
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Re: Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2007 »

so do you like hunting?
                                                                                                         I got a little one, but I never go hunting! At least not for animals. ;)
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TheLustyTexan

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Re: Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2007 »

so do you like hunting?

As I kid, I hunted a few times and enjoyed it.  I haven't hunted in years because I didn't like killing animals (although I sure enjoy eating them).  So I guess that begs the question: if I don't hunt, why did I get stuck with a small dick?
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Re: Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2007 »

so do you like hunting?

I love hunting, and spend a lot of the fall and early winter doing that, but I think this study is crap.
Everyone should know there is no correlation between hunting and LOL (lack of length).
The cold weather that is usually in place during the hunting season is the soul cause of LOL.
As they told us in basic training, "this is my rifle this is my gun, this is for shooting and this is for fun".
Have a great day
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Re: Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2007 »

You love hunting???
Perhaps that is why your dick is so tiny. Probably think you have something to prove?
I don't think its right to hunt anything living(apart from my ex) for fun.
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Re: Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2007 »

Couldn't help but ask:

I love hunting, and spend a lot of the fall and early winter doing that, but I think this study is crap.
Everyone should know there is no correlation between hunting and LOL (lack of length).

Have I missed some subtle humour?

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Re: Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2007 »

Oh and anyway, everyone knows that HTSAC* is caused by watching football.







*Having Too Small A Cock
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Re: Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2007 »

Oh and anyway, everyone knows that HTSAC* is caused by watching football.







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hummmph!

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Re: Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2007 »

And so does regularly changing your avatar
 ;D
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TheLustyTexan

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Re: Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2007 »

Oh and anyway, everyone knows that HTSAC* is caused by watching football.
Soccer will do that to you.     ;D
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TheLustyTexan

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Re: Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2007 »

On the other hand, American Football actually makes your dick bigger!
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Re: Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD)
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2007 »

On the other hand, American Football actually makes your dick bigger!

ok.... thats what I though. whew!





















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