Not exactly a sexual adventure but something I thought my loyal readership (you know who you are) may enjoy.

This morning I was busy with my task for my Mistress when my phone rang. It was a very good friend of mine who wanted arrange a meeting. After we'd said our hellos, she asked:

"What are you up to?"

To which I (honestly) replied:

"I've just spread chocolate all over the head of my penis."

Naturally she laughed and asked why and, naturally I told her. She laughed some more. And then we discussed more mundane things.

As an addendum, I also texted a female friend that my penis was covered in chocolate and she texted back: I'm on my way! which made me laugh out loud, scaring the dogs.

Just another normal day in crazy-land.